So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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