I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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