Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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