im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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