I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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