It's just like the Real World with babies
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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