just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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