I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
