You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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