My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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