I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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