One girl and one boy is just not enough.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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