Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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