Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Farmville is her only friend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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