Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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