Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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