Define "chronic" masturbator.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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