have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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