You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
