Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize