Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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