Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
sex in a hospital.. check
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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