So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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