My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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