he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Randomize
