break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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