we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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