There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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