I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Randomize
