just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
