Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Randomize
