just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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