just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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