i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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