Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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