i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Acid is not a monday night drug
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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