Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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