I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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