guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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