Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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