Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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