I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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