I just made out with a guy for $7.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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