You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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