I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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