she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
His hands were made for my vagina.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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