margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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