i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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