Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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