Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
