I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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