I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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