he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You're a waste of cheezeits
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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