I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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