I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
it's like heaven, but drunker
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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