Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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