I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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